Geez, isn't March of Dimes supposed to be reputable? They act like they just discovered that sex gets (most) people pregnant. Though I know, as IFers, that we read that with a special amount of snark ;). Please innocent, fertile ladies, spare yourself the exhaustion of 10 straight days of sex and buy a freaking OPK!
Ha ha ha ha ha...! Gee, why didn't anyone tell me about this sex-makes-babies fact, oh, 3 years ago? If only I'd known how easy it could have been. Hmph.
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Yeah, not so much.... My dh has delayed ejaculation so we could have sex every day until we died and there would be no conception. :-)
Geez, isn't March of Dimes supposed to be reputable? They act like they just discovered that sex gets (most) people pregnant. Though I know, as IFers, that we read that with a special amount of snark ;). Please innocent, fertile ladies, spare yourself the exhaustion of 10 straight days of sex and buy a freaking OPK!
Sex makes babies? Well, we went about it all wrong then. :P
Ha ha ha ha ha...! Gee, why didn't anyone tell me about this sex-makes-babies fact, oh, 3 years ago? If only I'd known how easy it could have been. Hmph.
ten days in a row, i am laughing out loud.
Oh dear gawd. That is all.
*hitting self on the head* OH MY GOD! If only I had known that for the past 2 years! I could've been pregnant by now!
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